15 texts i never sent
This made me cry
the last one made me lose it. I have so many tears running down my face
Literally sobbing reading these
awkward how reassuring i find this
well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women
"Speech fillers" are just a human’s way of saying "wait a sec I’m thinking". It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.
i don’t know ariana grande but i feel like she talks shit about me behind my back
Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?
This is why I send my kids to private wizarding school…
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.